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Video Onion: Americans get most exercise when drunk


Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

If The Onion says so, there may be a grain of truth in this somewhere, I like to think so. It’s typical for the average American to be feeling pangs of guilt after the first feast the holiday season. Don’t just sit there watching your buttons strain until they pop, becoming projectiles – put on something comfortable and go out and celebrate! You’ll shed those unwanted pounds and friends, in no time!