“There are certain days that remind me why I ran for this office, then there are days like this when I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland” Said President Obama, flanked by Sasha and Malia who encouraged him to follow through with the now traditional pardon.
This is actually a heart warming speech. It’s not certain whether Sasha and Malia are somber because of the cold,or because they’re thinking of the fate of so many of this turkey’s bretheren. Just in case, it might be wise to serve
ham at the White House tomorrow. As a side note, Bush the Second outdid all of the presidents who have performed this ceremony by pardoning Scooter Libby.