I wish I were kidding about the title, but this guy is serious. I can’t help but notice that many an entrepreneur gets his jollies by making his own commercials, whether it’s advisable or not. Meet a businessman who leaves you no room to wonder about his religion or politics…which from the sound of things are one in the same. One gets the idea that if you’re a right thinking Tea Partier, you should stop the spread of secular socialism by patronizing this smoothie and encasing your house in aluminum.