As you will see in this video, the new airport body scanners leave nothing at all to the imagination! This is bad news for those of us who make the most of paper gowns in the doctor’s office, often snagging the paper table cover to fashion a more modest garment, and hat – lest we’re thought to have body image problems rather than creativity.
There is nothing you can hide. Only you and the airport security workers know whether your living bra has expired, or – in the case of a TSA worker in Miami, that his genitalia doesn’t measure up to tough TSA standards. During a training session, comments about Rolando Negrin’s allegedly small packaging from co-workers led to an arrest for assault at Miami
International airport after Negrin’s supervisor went comedic upon seeing Negrin’s scan, setting the tone for the wise-cracking co-workers, one of whom was soon to fear the
cracking of bones. No one can blame Negrin for acting on his humiliation, and attempting to teach his cohorts the proper regard for those who bare it all in the name of safety. I can’t help but wonder how many innocent fliers are subjected to the same ridicule by the
often surly employees, but will never know the entertainment value we provide to the airport folk, unless or until we come across copies of scans which are exceptional in some way
online. Scangate!. Look for it coming to a facebook page near you. On a serious note, is there any way this technology would have stopped the Time Square terrorist from boarding his flights to the United States, or his return to Pakistan? Is this merely a one hundred seventy thousand dollar machine and invasion of privacy with no real usefulness?