If you have not yet heard, the big big news is that Stephen Colbert – not to be out done by Jon Stewart’s coming announcement – will soon make his own even more important announcement! Seat belts and air bag required!
Expect an announcement on when these announcements will be made sometime soon!
Watch the skies for the signals from God’s Canadian Geese!
Which begs the question, why are people North of us who live in ice encrusted communes, who wait in lines for days in below zero temperatures to get an aspirin and are so covered in Gortex they waddle happier than Americans? Well other than so much more alcohol in their beer.
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