Sidney, New York wants any living Muslims left there, to did up their dead friends and relatives from the local graveyard and haul them back to where they came from. I suppose Sidney being so close to New York City that be lower Manhattan. I am not sure of the exact plans but I suppose just leaving the rotting corpses laying around Ground Zero would be one.
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These KIND OF PEOPLE who want these KIND OF THINGS are pretty much a mystery to me. I mistakenly believed they had kind of disappeared with the Renaissance.
Well come to think of it, we do have our annual Renaissance Fair here going on each Fall where the big attractions are not Da Vinci, Michelangelo or restoring libraries, but dudes in armor with big swords beating each other up while eating bone-in prime rib with their hands.
I have an idea! Why not dig up not only the Muslim bodies, but all of Sidney, NY and move the entire disgusting place to the Iraq/Iran border where they could all take a hike.