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By ‘Christians’ in this story, we mean Rupert Murdoch and his very Catholic pal Phil Donohue of the Catholic League. The first skirmish in the War on Christmas Countdown is a bit unusual. If you expected battles similar to those in previous years about babes in mangers and religious Christmas pageants, fo-gedd-aboudit.
The true meaning of Christmas is being waged over Santa Claus vs Frosty the Snowman, a Christmas cage match featuring a pagan gnome up against a liberal-leaning shill for global warming, who believes in reincarnation.
When we say that those on the Right feel that Santa Rules, Frosty Drools – mind, it should be noted that it has nothing to do with the climate change at all, whatsoever. Can’t you see it snowing?