The beer froze at Lambeau Field last Sunday. Authorities are still searching snow piles for suicide victims expected to be in the thousands.
This touches on one of the big differences between Northerers and Southerners. Having to bring you your beer in from the car or garage or porch so it doesn’t freeze and go flat. And of course men peeing their names in the snow, and some women. And of course earmuffs and Gortex. Oh, and basements. Which gives Northerners lots more stuff to worry about than Southerners.
You may ask what have I learned from living half my life up and around Lambeau Field and the other half down here in Dumbutt, Texas? What I found right off the bat was that a drunk cheesehead is a lot smarter than a sober Texan. But feeling a lot smarter than I really am and the weather make up for it.