Will the REAL Mitt Romney Please Stand UP Please Stand UP? It’s a catchy tune isn’t it? Fellow Detroit native Eminem wrote the perfect vehicle to turn into a Romney chant with his hit "The Real Slim Shady."
Romney has been unapologetic about his blatant inability to pick a side of an issue throughout his political career. Most recently we’re left to wonder at his dismal attempts to blend in with the NASCAR crowd, "My friends own teams," the unemployed crowd "I’ve been unemployed," oddly, he also ‘loves firing people.’ Most recently he latched onto Southerners with his ‘hominy’. It’s a wonder that he doesn’t have friends who own factories which produce grits. Whatever Romney is – we know he is not – a singer, steadfast, a dog lover or shy about being filthy rich!