Though diverse, our three winners share several qualities. First, the ability to miss what is directly in front of them, secondly, they’re responsible for the well-being of many other people, and not least, most of us know someone who’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, probably unemployed, who could do their jobs much better.
Gold: Dana Perino, Former Bush Press Secretary. Mission Accomplished has slipped her mind as she vehemently defends her old boss against the mere suggestion that President Obama’s negative comments regarding having a
"triumphant sense about war." After all, when criticism rolled in, the White House disavowed having ordered "The"banner…the banner which will live in infamy! I could swear that flight suit looked well tailored too. 😉
Silver: Michele Bachmann, also known as a dumb ass wingnut, what would we do without her? In a flush of red, white, and blue fervor she compares a recent Code Red Anti-Health Care Rally to a historical event which was greater beyond compare, The Charge of the Light Brigade. After seeing the results of anti health care protests, I
almost wish her comparison were true.
Bronze: Jay Walder, Chairman of the MTA Authority has announced a wee shortfall – again, not just once, that’s a lot of zeros! It’s only around 400 million. I’m notoriously disastrous with a check register, how do you get one of these jobs?