Gold: Glenn Beck with his new bright red phone. The man loves props more than Liberache. It is said to be connected directly to the White House, because you know he and Fox are simply all that President Obama, or anyone else in the White House can think of. Beck assures us that they can’t even focus on Afghanistan, because of their obsession with Fox, and Beck specifically.
Here is the best part in my estimation. As you’ll see, this doesn’t come from Beck directly. There is quite a long list taken from Beck’s scripts. It names the topics mentioned on his show and the number of times he has brought them up.
Spoiler Alert: both “Socialist” and “Liberal” rank highly. There are many words and phrases which frankly cause me to wonder whether he is being sincere about who is obsessed with whom.
Silver: Bill OH (Loofah-Boy), and Brit Hume share the honor today. They are here to assure us how fairly they “hammered” then President Bush about the trouble in Iraq, as if they were….fair and balanced! More hilarity ensues.
Bronze: Elder Dalin H Oaks, Quorum of the 12 apostles of the Latter Day Saints Brigham Young, Idaho is having a whine fest and pity party. His own reasoning must be heard to be believed! Chief among the meddlers with an unhealthy obsession with Prop 8, he feels that there is a backlash against Mormons which compares to..No, I won’t give this one away, though it pains me! It’s just too good, so see for
yourself,and let us know if you feel pity and empathy equal to his description of their plight…or if Keith Olbermann has the right idea!