Don’t say Glenn Beck didn’t warn you, we have another Gary Condit, Chandra Levy headed this way! Gretchen Carlson takes another seat on Fox and Friends as temporary financial advisor, and Peter King of NY may be right, but oh-so repetitive!
Gold: Glenn Beck. If you expected an elated Glenn Beck on the day after Scott Brown’s dubious victory in Massachusetts, you too will be surprised. Brown overworked the dumb and embarrassing joke about his available daughters. It’s okay, his wife laughed as if it were the most falling-down funny thing she’d ever heard, a prerequisite for a political wife I suppose.
One person isn’t laughing! Glenn Beck , whose veracity is in question after racist and sexist remarks, warned his audience today that Scott Brown is bad news. It’s a pity that he didn’t pick up on this long ago. Beck dismisses the idea that Brown was working the crowd with a ‘dumb daddy’ story, and said that "sincerely, I want a chastity belt on this man, his every move watched," among other rather paranoid rantings. Most puzzling, Beck somehow made the leap from Brown to the Gary Condit/ Chandra Levy tragedy, warning that we could end up minus one intern. Watch his other dire warnings for yourself and perhaps you
can find the logic in his jump from gawd-awful Scott Brown to the grim and tawdry Gary Condit, Chandra Levy story.
Silver, Gretchen Carlson of Fox n’ Friends. Get yer red hot financial advice right here from Gretch! Admittedly,she’s off to a dismal start. Carlson encouraged viewers to assure the future of their portfolios by making sure Scott Brown was elected. You see, she had inside information from a Fox financial guru, Stuart Varney. The viewers elected Brown.If you haven’t seen the state of the DOW, NASDAQ, S&P 500 and the top ten health sector stocks today after the
victory…I’ll just say that perhaps Carlson will return to her main job as a ‘Friend’ of Fox.
Bronze, Congressman Peter King of New York. Following a Hannity-like trend this week, King describes the election of Scott Brown as a "political earthquake." While I don’t disagree with him, it appears there are financial earthquakes,
psychological earthquakes, sexual earthquakes, ..you get the picture. Is there another metaphor in the house?