Second City Comedy Network is proud to present the most recent Republican to join the presidential pack in 2016. His name doesn’t really matter. His platform isn’t of interest to him…Much less to you. ‘Whosit’ here, may be the most honest GOP candidate we’ve yet to see. Candidate X doesn’t want to win, but he lives to run, and he does it at every opportunity, thanks to your hard earned money. What’s-his-name came in fourth place eight years ago. Maybe in 16 years he can come in second place, then retire to write a book about his political career…And you make it possible! Listen to actual donors. Some can’t resist an underdog, others are just dim and some are hopeless gamblers.
This guy’s story may well explain the large number of contenders on the Republican side.The same shop-worn faces we’ve seen time and time again, surely have no illusions of actually winning an election – but it beats getting a job.
“Just give me your money, and I promise to do nothing of importance with it.” Anonymous Candidate.
He just might win the Primary.