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Zico Coconut Water tastes like ass will save US economy ONION


U.S. Turns To The Makers Of The Foul-Tasting But Very Successful Zico Coconut Water To Help Turn Economy Around

Said kindly to be ‘foul tasting’ there is no denying the success of ZICO Coconut Water, or of Blake Morris the genius who is making millions with a product often described as ‘tasting like ass.’ This is not a word I would have used, but in fairness, I report the facts which is more than Brooke Alvarez is doing while conducting a cat-fight during this video.

If the unthinkable should happen, and Zico fail, Kim Kardashian who has an absolute flair for making money – and a very big ass, will take over for the Zico Water company as Chief Financial Adviser.