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Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian explains abortion to everyone else
on July 11, 2012 at 6:00 amPosted In: Religious Truthiness
Mrs. Betty Bowers, the ultimate authority as America’s Best Christian takes a moment to settle once and for all, America’s most contentious subject: abortion. Hold onto your hats, and expect to be offended, the truth always offends someone.
Fun facts: There are abortion potions in the Bible, and life starts at one month, not pre-birth! It may be shocking to learn that God, whom Betty knows intimately – and in ‘ a biblical way’ is “history’s most industrious abortionist!” Thank merciful heavens it’s not all bad news. Jesus had this to say about abortion and homosexuality: Zip. Nada. Zilch!
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I am not the least bit religious, but abortion is murder and should be dealt with as murder. We can always get more phenobarbital.
Bubba refers to Texas running out of chemicals for our crucifixion table up in Huntsville. The 3 drug cocktail is down to just one, phenobarbital. No American company makes them and now the Europeans have stopped shipping to us. Indeed, we can get more phenobarbital to kill doctors and poor women who can’t afford to take a nice problem solving vacation.
This is what makes us happy, more guns and more executions. And hopefully a new war with Iran. That will be so cool. They like to execute doctors and poor women too. So does China and Somalia! We should all join up rather than all this infighting. Why cant we be friends?
We wear big foam “We’re Number 1″ gloves, yet each year we become more like the countries we revile. Add lack of healthcare to substandard education and a predilection for jailing and killing prisoners and we’re jockeying for position on the bottom rungs of the ladder!
My God haven’t your heard! We are EXCEPTIONAL! We are the land of EXCEPTIONALISM. We are much much better than everyone else everywhere else no matter what we do.