America’s Best Christian, Mrs Betty Bowers, teaches children the definition of words they must blindly memorize to become a Real American™
Having mastered Lesson 1, we move onto the conservative jargon for this week.
FACTS: Things with a notoriously liberal bias.
LIES: Inconvenient Facts. Examples are Global Warming and Evolution
POLITICS: Convenient Lies
We’ve come full circle. Our Godly lessons often merge with politics.
Work these three words into sentences, preferably ones that don’t rudely inconvenience the listener with thought-things they haven’t heard many times before. There will be a test before Lesson Three.