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Daily Show News Team suffer heat, strippers and giant cockroaches in Tampa

Here in Houston I find no sympathy. Whatever they have there it’s worse here with the add dimension of bullets flying hither and yon.

palmetto bugs, or water bugs are just nice sounding names for giant fly in your hair cockroaches. We in the South deal with them on an almost daily basis in our homes. We also have to deal most daily with fire ants outside out homes. It’s what the guns are for.

We don’t have any so called strip strip. In Houston our strip clubs are evenly spread out so we can all get to one in a few minutes.

As John Oliver mentions, why the people in Tampa are happier than those in Houston even for the muggy heat, expensive strip clubs, and giant insects is the Meth.

INFO: At the Daily Show and Colbet Report websites, one is now forced to watch a full screen popup video before entering and then the same video forced once again embedded in the video. VIACOM.  Remember that, VIACOM.

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