Jimmy Kimmel will be inviting Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders to appear on his show for a lengthy interview, but tonight it was Donald Trump’s turn, and with the friendly and informal mood, Jimmy showed us that even the toughest nut can be disarmed by someone who is just being nice. Jimmy broached topics that many of us would ask, but in a much friendlier way. When asked, Trump admitted that all of the nice things he’d said about Hillary and Bill Clinton over the years were just B.S., of the sort one spreads around when you’re a big business tycoon.
Asked whether he will debate Bernie Sanders, Trump showed signs of shrewdness responding ‘How much will he pay me.” He then crowed that the money would go to charity. With the Wounded Warrior controversy still swirling, we’ll soon hear that Sanders refused to debate the laser-sharp intellect that is The Donald.
If you remember the ‘children’s book’ titled “Winners Aren’t Losers” you will be delighted to learn the second in the series titled “Winners Still Aren’t Losers” is out. Trump beamed – obviously flattered, while Jimmy read the brief book aloud. Two pages follow.
“Do you like to win, I’ll teach you for a fee! when you enroll at WIN University! Tuition: Five jillion, Six million and three! My school is the best! Everyone graduates! Just ask my alumni Like Buffet and Gates!”
“The first thing I’ll teach you is how to debate. The way to debate is to say the word “Great.” Say “Let’s make America Great!, GREAT!, GREAT!, GREAT!”