It’s a very sad story of tremendous riches to huge riches, of being held captive at a frat house in Pennsylvania with a bone spur growing on his toe – which he no longer remembers. [Almost as bad as Rush Limbaugh’s deferment for a pimple on his ass, but not quite.] This is not to mention being forced into gigantic beer parties and wonderful sex with dazzling college girls while huge losers sat the war out at the Hanoi Hilton.
Though I think the big story in all this is the picture here where we find that the thing on Donald Trump’s head has been there for a very very long time. Has it been washed since I wonder? I wonder if there is a full time hair person in his entourage?