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Get #Trumped – Make Your Face Great Again Makeup Tutorial

Get #Trumped - Make Your Face Great Again  Makeup Tutorial

Get ready to learn how to achieve that golden, orange glow of success just like Donald Trump! You can make your face great again with #Trumping and this very special beauty tutorial.  Wonder no more about how The Donald gets his signature look. This beauty tutorial is for both men and women who want to look like a million bucks – at a fraction of the price. Don’t let the pathetic ‘before’ picture put you off, by the time you’re finished you’ll look just like the Pride of the Republican Party too!

You’ll need a few tools to get started, and an entire bag of Cheetos to punch and punch until they’re just the right consistency for the finishing touch.

Shhhh. Not a word to The Donald.  We don’t want the comedy beauty tutor added to Trump’s list of people he’s constantly threatening to sue. I can see it now; “It’s MY trademark look. Everyone loves my look. Everyone wants to have my look because I’m a winner. Only losers want to steal my look..Sad.

“Remember, with Trumping it’s not how you look like that makes you ugly.”