Facebook is celebrating ten years online, and we can join them in “Looking Back.” This means you can make a video looking back at all the time wasted on Facebook! On the other hand, the GOP too, can look back at the considerable time they’ve wasted in Washington DC. To that end, Jeff Gates created a “Look Back” page specifically for the GOP, and it’s a doozy!
Most of the 1.2 billion Facebook users’ videos will consist of unflattering photos, hundreds of flattering selfies, a record of ‘likes,’ drunken posts, dumb games, dumber groups joined and regrettable political rants. The latter are likely responsible for alienating 98% of your so-called ‘friends.’ That’s how it worked in my case!
So, what does the GOP “Look Back” share? Of course there are scads of awesome comments from the more vocal members of the party. For instance, we won’t soon forget a typical Republican’s insightful look into the *female reproductive system!
“If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that while thing down.” Todd Akin
Experience knee-knocking terror as Michele Bachmann (of all people) reminds us that militant gays and liberals are engaged in forcible recruitment.
Relive the heady days of the government shut-down, where courageous Republicans cost the country billions of dollars per hour in lost productivity. Breaking news today tells us that it was one Republican vote in the Senate which shut down the jobless benefits extension. They’re very frugal financially…When someone else is the beneficiary.
Ah yes, and Rush Limbaugh chips in with slut shaming Sandra Fluke, followed up by a request to her to make promography – in trade for birth control. Fact-free GOP nasty chick and publicity hound Ann Coulter, shows how racially evolved she isn’t.
There are so many memorable times over the years; scandals, blocking the working poor at every opportunity and the dual party standards of misogyny and racism. One “Look Back” video just doesn’t do the GOP justice. Good times!