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Jimmy Kimmel, Dr Bornstein offers Jimmy boner stuff

Just this one event would have sunk any past president, sending personal goons to ransack and steal stuff from someone. How many years did OJ serve for doing the same thing? But OJ is not the president. Well as things are going, not yet anyway.

But even that is not the kicker, it is that Donald Trump paid Bornstein to read a medical report that he himself dictated. And all this because Donald Trump had a meltdown because Bornstein let it be known Donald Trump was using prescription hair growing meds.

It’s like Pruitt, the real story there is not all the taxpayer money he spends on himself, but that he is trying to change the logo – from the department he is dismantling – from EPA to PRUITT. That is so beyond the pale.  But it’s okay!  Pruitt is a rabid pro life Christian evangelical fundamentalist! As are:

Vice President Mike Pence
Attorney General Jeff Sessions
Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke
Secretary of Health & Human Services Dr. Tom Price [fired]
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development Dr. Ben Carson
Secretary of Energy Rick Perry
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos
Not to mention Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders who we see most everyday.

You know, the best people. Whose loyalty is not to Democracy, the constitution, the people or even their own families, but to pie in the sky that they have succeeded in making into a shit pie.

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