After host Jimmy Kimmel got a that entire gang of creative smart people to give Meryl Streep a standing ovation for kicking The Donald in the balls a few weeks ago he added, “Some of you get to come on this stage and make a speech that the President of the United States will tweet about in all caps during his 5 a.m. bowel movement.” Kimmel also added the award show was being watched in 225 countries that now hate us.
But the huge bigly story is that Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty failed to see the mistake in the wrong envelope and named LA LA Land best movie instead of Moonlight which won. A stage in turmoil as the fake winners had to give up their Oscars to the real winners. Very black and white.
Down here at Bubba’s Crab & Mullet those of us not in open carry compared LA LA Land winning to Barry Manilow being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while those with the guns compared it to Lady GaGa winning the CMA Music Awards.