“The world is literally about to blow up!” South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham on President Obama’s success on getting a nuclear weapon deal with Iran.
I will tell you what’s the matter with the South. WHITE GRAVY. Gravy is suppose to be brown not white. And they put the damn aberration on not only chicken, biscuits, and opossum entrails, but they soak their heads in it.
Two inches of snow! That’s nothing to sneeze it down here, and it’s well over the size of any gun enthusiast’s dick.
So many issues in so little time. Notice how many 18 wheelers you can see in a traffic jam? I am told the amount of them on the road doubles every 10 years. Trains move the same amount of goods for about one tenth the cost. So why not go with the trains? You know why, you are guilty of it. You must have that whatamajig in two days or you will die.
I have and idea, how about instead we smoke a doobie and relax? Which could very well solve most of our problems these days. Slow down you move too fast got to make the morning last… Is MORNING a double entendre for sex?