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Jon Stewart Pokelies the Jiggery Roley Poley Justice Scalia

Jiggly Roley Poley Justice ScaliaMaking a list of the most disgusting Republicans in the world I seem to alway end up with Ted Nugent at the top, but if we add power to the criteria, Justice Antonin Scalia rises to the top of that poopcake.

Scalia’s game is to pretend that his literal interpretation of each and every archaic word in the constitution holds no political bias when in fact he holds the most political bias of any Supreme Court justice in history.

As Antonin Benito Scalia grows wider than he is tall, keep in mind that just a little push from the top of the stairs out front of the building could cause him to roll down the way to the Potomac and float out to sea.