“Maybe the road to gun control is the bloody stump where a man’s dick used to be, congress can’t wrap their heads around mass shooting no matter how tragic, what they can wrap their heads around is there is a possibility that they could shoot off their own dicks,” Holly Walker explains how gun control can now become an actual possibility in America.
At about 1am On Sept 6th, Donald Anthony Watson went to emergency at a North Dakota hospital after shooting himself in the dick. He told police a black guy shot him. After some investigation it was found he shot himself in the dick on his bed tucking a pistol into his pants. He has been subsequently charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, false report of a crime to law enforcement and false report of information to law enforcement.
This case is not be confused with the 2011 case in Arizona where a man shot off his dick while tucking his girlfriends pink pistol into his waistband in a Fry’s parking lot.
People don’t shoot their dicks off, guns do.