Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson helped firm up the more honest name for the party, the Looneytarian Party. Sick of having to pay for view Mad Max movies, or suffering the crowds at the movie theaters? Give the Libertarian Party a chance and you can go to a Mad Max movie by just opening your front door. Much like everyone gets on one Rollerball team or anther. No rules no time.
A few months ago Gary Johnson – who is far more likable than any other candidate who threw their hats into the ring this cycle – said he quit smoking weed a few months back after he wrapped up the nomination. Well, he did have to celebrate that win I suppose, so let’s say the day after he won the nomination he stopped smoking weed. And look what happened to him. A tongue interview right after not knowing who Aleppo was [Groucho’s sister.]
But but but you say! You miss the point he was trying to make with the tongue thing! Which is… Um… Ah… Let’s see… Well… It’s the Looneytarian Party!