Mar a Lago Chocolate Cake causes a missile strike on Iraq

Mar a Lago Chocolate Cake causes a missile strike on Iraq“And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you have ever seen. And we just launched 59 missiles into Iraq” Donald Trump in his Interview with Maria Bartiromo while bragging he told the leader of China he was doing it over said said cake.

Trump’s Mar a Lago chocolate cake is so delicious you’ll forget which country you’re bombing.

So why was this dumbass thing Trump said not newsworthy other than on Funny or Die?
Well because it is just a “misspeak” which relatively speaking is the least of our worries concerning what our President Clown has to say.

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