Gold: Bill O’Reilly honestly wins this award today. His source for the big scoop? He heard it through the grapevine, which has a secret FBI source tangled within, that is all you need to know, trust him! Conveniently,this secret scandal smeared G.E. to whom he’d made threats of public blackmail. To paraphrase, He don’t need no stinkin’ facts to smear G.E. with a tale that they’re under investigation for helping provide elements of roadside bombs which kill our troops. Watch WORST to see the information you or I could have googled which would prove his source to be a complete fabrication, likely of his own fevered mind. It seems even he could have put that much effort into his fabrications in order to give them some element of truth. True believers should wake up and be insulted. Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons, gossip columnists from Hollywood’s heyday, looked upon as fluff, but read compulsively for subtle hints dealing in romances, divorces, nd the foibles of the famous had more reliable ‘sources’ and codes of ethics than “newsman O’Reilly.”
Silver: Lou Dobbs is in fine form as he describes Howard Dean DNC Chair, as a “bloodsucking liberal. If you like bloodsucking vampire stories, you’ll love Uncle Lou’s doddering delusional ramble, complete with a stake in the heart Brahm Stoker style. I have searched, and see no evidence of pointy canine teeth or blood stained shirts on Dean, and can’t imagine him hair slicked back, pulling a flowing black cape around him, but we presume Lou wouldn’t be filling the screen if he weren’t in the know, it IS Fox ‘news” is it not?
Bronze: Rush Limbaugh. Rule number one, only Rush and pals may compare others to Hitler, including the president..which has spawned a rash of poorly drawn
Obama/Hitler office copier art. Any comparisons of Rush to Nazis will cause inordinate squealing and indignant refuting including an odd comment about bending over, grabbing his ankles, and having something rammed – down his throat.
This isn’t a visual I won’t soon forget, wouldn’t his gaping mouth be a more direct route?