Parents Get 2 years for Beer Partyon June 13, 2007 at 3:22 pm
George and Elisa Kelly made a birthday party for their 16 year old son at their home. They made a deal with the party goers that they would supply beer if they all spent the night. The Kelly’s then collected all car keys and everyone stayed at their home and there was no trouble.
Today the Kelly’s sons, Ryan and Brandon, drove their parents to the Virginia State Prison to begin serving their 2 year sentence, reduced from the original 10 years.
Not only is this a lesson for parents to insure that their kids pile into cars — have some older friend buy a keg and a couple quarts of 151 — and drive out of town down some dark road to an obscure woods near Old Farmer Dell’s place — and then all drive home drunk as skunks, but it brings up the conservative fun of Rule of Law.
Rule of Law hey? Okay then. How many other parents are guilty of this horrendous crime of tying to keep their teenagers from driving drunk by keeping the occasional party at home? Let’s say 5 million a year. 2 years in prison.
Rule of Law hey? Okay then. How many kids between 16 and 20 purchase, possess and drink alcohol illegally? Let’s say 30 million a year? Two years in jail.
Rule of Law hey? Okay then. How many college students have smoked pot? Let’s say about 10 million a year? Two years in jail.
Rule of Law hey? Okay then. How many people drive at a .08 blood alcohol level? Let’s say 25 million a year. Two years in jail.
We already have the highest incarceration rate in the world closing in at 2 million in prison (the majority drug and alcohol related) which we have no room for as it is. So let’s across the board grab hold of this conservative sponsored Rule of Law crap and put 70 million more in jail. It is how conservatives define Freedom, Liberty and Democracy.
Gosh, I almost forgot the 15 million illegal immigrants and their families they want to hold in jail for deportation hearings. That’s 85 million.
Oh my God, I forgot the biggest slice of all! Every man who has received a BJ and lied about it! Add another 100 million! That’s 185 million in jail just this year alone! Over half our population. Round them up! And I expect them all to be White and speak English Only.