Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show monologue covered a lot of territory last night. Political types may be interested in the ‘sexy’ new Paul Ryan budget for 2015. And of course, there’s always new Rob Ford news…I’m certain he has nothing personal against Nelson Mandela. Hold on, single ladies! If you can twist yourself inside out and upside down like the woman in the photo – Vladimir Putin is on the prowl, finally free of his wife of thirty years.
Ryan’s budget was met with much criticism, despite the half-clothless photos of himself which illustrated the document – presumably for purposes of distraction. That old trick didn’t work on President Obama. The POTUS saw through the gleaming, rock-hard Photoshop abs – to the meat of the budget, which the articulate President labeled as “between a stinkburger and a meanwich.” Ryan immediately fired back, Neener neener you’re immature – or words to that effect.
Perhaps Obama is being short-sighted. Ryan’s plan cuts Obama-care (now over 9.5 million served) and defense. He is not without a back-up plan however. Remember, Republicans claim he is the smart one. The sale of ‘Budget Hunks 2015’ alone should make up for – something.
To be fair, I should mention that the lady in the small photo is Putin’s new romantic interest. In fact, he pulled some strings for her in the recent Olympics, creating a bit of a scandal. After 30 years with the former Mrs. Putin, one can only assume that ennui set in. Perhaps that spark – (similar to the Olympic torch) was missing, and partners can become inflexible – in their thinking. .
Olympic scandal: Putin’s Gymnast, and sexy girlfriend Alina Kabayeva carried the Olympic torch, while Russian President Vladimir Putin carried off his own Olympic Torch, in the form of his sexy girlfriend.. Alina Kabayeva, a 2004 Olympic rhythmic gymnastics champion, is rumored to be Putin’s lover. Mr Putin added that there was also no chance that he would be lighting the flame himself. “I do not represent winter sports, I am just a fan.”