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SNL Weekend Update, guns in purse, May 11 2013

snl guns in purseWhat we need is more guns in more places and in more children’s hands.

There is something very very wrong with these gun enthusiasts. It’s an sad and depressing world of fear, paranoia, ignorance and hate. And you know, it’s mostly about WANTING to shoot NWORDS. Shooting liberals is only second on their agenda. It’s all about killing. Wanting to kill. Needing to kill. The joy of killing.

I bought a Red Ryder BB gun as a Christmas joke for my son. It is mine now and it sits out here in back with me on the patio where I spend many hours a day. I have a target below the fence line, an old iron wind chime with a pickle jar cap hanging down for the wind. I painted the cap pink and when I hit it, it bongs and rings and is quite satisfying.  It is target practice. At home. So that issue is taken care of.

I live on a squirrel highway here. Constant travel on the big phone line and trees. It never even occurs to me to shoot them or want to kill them. I have two dogs and the squirrels are so ballsy they come down to the pool for a drink knowing the dogs are right there. It’s fun to watch. The barking versus the tail snapping. Why would I want to deny either the dogs or the squirrels their game?  THOU SHALT NOT KILL.