Tag: sports

Shaquille O’Neal believes Earth is Flat, 37% of Americans approve of President Trump

Shaquille O'Neal believes Earth is Flat, 37% of Americans approve of President Trump

Black basketball stars Shaquille O’Neal, Kyrie Irving, Wilson Chandler and Draymond Green believe the Earth is flat. That is about 0.000001% of Americans. Compare that to the 37% of Americans who today believe Donald Trump is a GREAT president. That is 100 million people completely out of their minds compared to four dumbass basketball players. And…

Weird Al Yankovic makes fun of Sports

Love this one, though a life long sports fan, baseball and football, I have never understood the talk about sports as if it were something of even remedial importance. In fact not only is talking about men playing with balls the most prevalent thing on the radio, but the sports sections of daily newspapers has…

Key & Peele – Teaching Center

Key & Peele make big fun of sports broadcasting and ESPN by moving the over the top silly hype to teachers and teaching. Sadly this will be the last season of the Key and Peele Show, which I suspect will also be the case with the Amy Schumer Show as both are breaking into the big…

Je Suis Football, Fitzsimmons cartoon

It’s a game, of men chasing a ball around in the dirt, what more is there to say about it? Well let’s see here, not counting the sports pages of newspapers that are heftier than world, national, state and local news combined. Not counting the 24/7 all sports radio stations. Discounting the time devoted to…

Bill Maher Monologue, deflategate, Jan 23 2015

Deflategate is a sure sign that we have become so fat and stupid that the Republicans may be right about global warming, we will probably do ourselves in long before the water comes lapping into our bedrooms. When the top story is that game balls have a few less pounds per square inch of air…

If Football Players Were Atheists College Humor

We’ve become so accustomed to hearing the winning team thank God for their success that this post-game interview is a little unsettling. The star player never mentions the deity of choice…Not once. Oddly, the losing side doesn’t mention Him either – but this is the usual protocol. The dejected team just mumbles that it was…

Gun Nut Oscar Pistorius gets 11 months in jail

Who does not believe that gun nut Oscar Pistorius did not shoot his girlfriend through the bathroom door 5 times?  Oh, the same group who think OJ is innocent. So who are we in the US to complain about South Africa’s lack of justice? Though Oscar got 5 years, he only has to serve 11…

First Gay Sportscasters!

Soccer is just so gay. And what about straight men butt slapping straight men?  And why can men slap men butts but not lady butts? Come on, as Bart Simpson so famously said some 20 years ago “Who would want to touch a girl’s butt? That’s where cooties come from!” And what’s more, it’s where…