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Video: 2012 Republican Ticket Palin and Beck speak in Alaska

Boy, these two are becoming a thing it seems. The Thing in 2012! Phil Harris sings THE THING from 1950.

"Let me tell you, folks, it’s a brutal, leftist-dominated lamestream media world out there." Sarah Palin 911 nine year anniversary speech.

The truth of that matter is "the media" has an American, Christian corporate bias. The Corporate Bias Media.

When these yokels screech that the media is Leftist or Liberal they mean only that it does not have an overwhelming conservative bias. Like Fox News and talk radio, which is all they and their gang of Teatards watch or listen to. [Whenever you see videos of interviews with the Teatards at their rallies you often hear – word for word – what Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity and Fox News tell them.] If what they hear is not Right-wing swill, then it is Leftist Communist Liberalism. You know, like science, facts, literature, art and history books rather than just made up history from a nitwit.

"You are the leader…Stop looking for leaders. And start looking inside yourself." Glenn Beck on what his Church Picnic was all about.

The truth of that matter more honestly spoken is…

We don’t need no smart people telling us what to do! We already know all the answers which are easily found on Fox News, NRA literature and scripture. The Cube of Shalube. Sure like Me, You may have little if any education, may have never read a book published by anyone other than Regnery Press. You may have never even driven past a college. And you rightly believe that talking snakes and living inside of fishes is science.

Of course this makes you and I stupid hicks in the eyes of many, but honestly, who best to lead a nation of stupid hicks? Smarty pants edumacated college types in the White House? Hell No!

So who out there can save the GOP from a 2012 Palin/Beck ticket? Well there is Newt Gingrich! Who claims he is the greatest revolutionary of modern times. All about Newt Gingrich.

Who else? Oh yeah, two even more crazy Christians. Mitt Romney who believes Jesus is from upstate New York and Mike Huckabee who is a New Earth Creationist.

Looks like a Win-Win-Win for the Republicans. Well there could be a dark horse I suppose, Jindal/Pawlenty 2012! Mr Rogers and Dr Who.  

Americans DESERVE Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck in the White House. Let’s hand this country over to these nitwits and their Christian Right-wing swill for a few years and get this horror show over and done with once and for all.