It’s an insidious disease, generally striking people from ages 18-35. If you suffer from the urge to look, think and act differently from everyone else, thus resulting in looking, thinking and acting exactly like everyone else – you may be suffering from Hipster Syndrome, not to be confused with Yuppie malady for which there is no known cure short of foreclosure and bankruptcy. The prognosis for HIPSTER without treatment is unknown but dark. Young people riding single speed bicycles and wearing old clothing is ‘ironic,’ at some unknown point they will become truly peculiar middle-aged people whose children refuse to acknowledge them in public. It is then that their desire for ‘individuality’ may crumble. Act now! There is a cure for HIPSTER, otherwise known as:
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* On a limited budget? Ask your pharmacist for the generic, Dedouchefin.