Video Olbermann Oddball, White House Mouse, Justin Biebers second German crash
on May 22, 2010 at 8:31 amPresident Obama’s outdoor speech about the Wall Street situation brought out reporters and one unexpected guest. Though he was not a Sahali, he shared a certain love of the spotlight with the party crashing duo,
leading some to wonder whether he was a Vole, a Rat, or a Republican mole.
Inexplicable teen sensation Justin Bieber will be fortunate to escape Germany without further incident. Early in his tour, a well-meaning New Zealand interviewer questioned the teen heart
throb, asking whether the name Bieber was German, only to receive an astoundingly shocking reply. Ah, but for up to the minute news! More recently, Bieber entered into an epic struggle with a German hotel door made of glass! This dispels rumors that he wears a helmet, perhaps it is news to him as well.
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In a remarkable scientific breakthrough, scientists have created the first lie-detector mouse. “Instead of searching for cheese, we were able to program the delicate senses of the mouse to forage for lies instead” explained a top noted scientist who worked on the project.
In a stunning turn of events, the mouse escaped from the top-secret lab and made a bee-line straight to the White House, and to President Obama.