10 Signs your loved ones may be a member of the Cult of Ron Paul
1) Have they no concern for others, society or even the planet itself?
2) Do they include one of the words "I, me, my, mine" at least twice in every sentence?
3) Do you hear the words "statist" and "statism" when they speak?
4) Have they reduced the Bill of Rights – the first 10 amendments to the Constitution – from ten to two: The Second and the Tenth?
5) Do you ever hear them say "States’ Rights yesterday! States’ Rights today! States’ Rights forever!?"
6) Did they spend most of their youth shut in their bedrooms sitting on empty boxes of Clearasil in front of a computer?
7) Are they loners with few friends to speak of?
8) Do they fair poorly with the opposite sex?
9) Are they overweight, single and sport a full beard?
10) Are they over 30 and still living at home?
If so, dial 911 and ask for help. For a loser is a terrible thing to mind.