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2018 Wakes from a coma to find President Trump and no Ozone Layer


.¬†After just two years of President Trump and America’s rejection of Global Warming, the ozone layer was depleted and now the sun is burning through. ¬†Asked to comment Trump spokesman White Guy with a Beer said, “What do I give a crap about the ozone, I go to the autozone for jumper cables anyway. And sure it’s hot out, but the beer is still cold and the chicks are wearing less clothes so’s we can actually get a peek at what kind of a wussy it is before grabbing it.