And of course because their historic votes against all of these issues:
Women’s Suffrage
Collective Bargaining
Child labor laws
Social Security
Integration
Voting Rights Act
Civil Rights Act
Medicare
Medicaid
Food Stamps
Indigent legal services
Ameri-Corps
Unemployment compensation
Welfare
Minimum Wage
School lunch programs
Head Start
Progressive Taxation
Public radio and television
Funding of the Arts
Affirmative Action
Peace Corps
Environmental regulations
And the five conservative values
1) Hating Liberals!!
2) Caring about little other than themselves and their wallets.
3) Demeaning minorities, immigrants and foreigners.
4) Promoting the discrimination against homosexuals.
5) Promoting the proliferation of handguns and assault rifles.
And of course what we learned about Republicans from the Impeachment in 1998
Ladies! Do you want your Republican acquaintances wearing microphones and asking who you blew? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies! Do you want your Republican girlfriends giving tape recordings of what you said about who you blew to the authorities, who then subpoena you to a grand jury to name names or else be shackled and thrown in prison? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies! Do you want prosecutors forcing you to testify to a grand jury on what you know about who your daughter blows? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies and gentlemen! Do you want Ken Starr and the GOP tapping your phone, ransacking your closets, and peeking in your windows? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies and gentleman! Do you want what you say in private to be recorded and put on the front page of newspapers and magazines? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies and gentleman! Do you want to lose your job or be thrown in jail for sexual acts you and a consenting adult do in private? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Gentlemen! Do you want to have to spend a fortune in bug-sensing equipment and hire a lawyer before you ever have sex again? VOTE REPUBLICAN!