History is a slippery thing. It used to be written by the winners, who generally gave the losers a bit of time to forget. Not so with Dubya and Former White House press Secretary Dana Perino, this whopper is fairly unprecedented! The
excitement over Maurice Clemmons, now the most wanted man in the country, might not have happened but for a soft hearted Mike Huckabee. Glenn Beck. What more is there to say? With a new conspiracy theory, perhaps another line of Adult Emergency
diapers would be a good business idea.
Golden Girl: Dana Perino! As Former White House press Secretary under George Bush, we depended upon her to deliver factual sounding messages from the house of mystery. She would require an aura of truthfulness, authenticity, and moral certainty. Perhaps that was why it has been so puzzling since she recently announced, “There was never a terrorist attack in the U.S. during former
President George Bush’s term.” Anyone? Was Cheney in charge that afternoon, or perhaps Barney? We know George was busy reading, after all. These are the same
people who proudly proclaimed that Bush brought us through that terrible time, as he is a great leader!
Silver: Glenn Beck. I’m crying right along with him. He’s hysterical, I’m confused. I don’t understand how he’s made the leap from a climate change
conspiracy to a new world order, it’s perplexing – and his distress is either humorous or contagious depending upon your mood. He seems to feel the rest of the world will be in charge of us very soon. (I hope it’s France, but he didn’t mention them). All I could glean is that Russia will soon take Alaska. Am I to presume this is because Sarah Palin is no longer there watching for Putin’s rearing head?
Bronze: Mike Huckabee. If you’ve read of the severe misfortune of four police officers in Tacoma,WA this weekend, you know who career criminal Maurice Clemmons is. Guess who gave him his first official commutation on a 95 year sentence, which by my calculations, would mean that the officers would be alive, and a long list of other people wouldn’t have been victimized since, most recently some children under five within his own family. Huckabee says it is not his fault. In a statement taken from his appearance with fellow Fox News mouth Bill O’Reilly, Huckabee states that he feels no responsibility, though he is heartbroken.