"She’s a down to earth person who will fight against the government… Plus, she’s hot." Sioux City Iowa Palin fan Stan Millage how got in line at 4:30 a.m. to get his book signed.
Sarah Palin was in Iowa this weekend! You don’t go to Iowa for no reason! Stan expresses the attraction to Sarah Palin very well. She is against the American Government and she’s hot. What other criteria could someone from Sioux Falls want in a President? Got me by the short and curlies… Palin’s Iowa stop spurs talk of presidential run
And to top it off, the East Coast elitist socialist liberal media Grid Iron Dinner gave Sarah a free ride Saturday night with the word out that she was a hit.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
First of all, ALWAYS add the word AMERICAN to the word GOVERNMENT every time a Republican disparages the word GOVERNMENT. Word games win elections says Frank Luntz.
And for those of you who still refuse to grasp what GOVERNMENT means to Republicans let me say it again.
The GOVERNMENT IS EVIL because it steals my money to give to those less white than I.
Secondly, LET’S TRY TO LAY OFF SARAH PALIN! Nothing could be better than to have Palin win the GOP primaries in 2012. And already it looks like she can take Iowa and North Carolina.
With Fundamentalist Mike Huckabee now out of the running – for giving a black 16 year old a break by reducing his 100 year sentence in Arkansas – and Mormon Mitt Romney (who believes Jesus is from Michigan) trying to move to the center, Palin is now the lone star of the Republican Base. She has a real chance of getting the nomination.
Third – you heard it here first – if she does win the primaries she has to pick an older experienced white guy as a running mate. My guess is it will be Newt Gingrich.
So if President Palin gets caught up in some self induced false rapture sending herself up to Heaven, or crashes our helicopter while shooting the last moose around Camp David, Newt Gingrich would become President. A Right-wing Airhead from Alaska is far better for America than an egomaniacal megalomaniac from Hell.
A reminder for some of you young-uns as to how Newt sees himself
"I have enormous personal ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I’m doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power."
Newt Gingrich on Newt Gingrich"The most serious, systematic revolutionary of modern times." Newt Gingrich on Newt Gingrich.
"Gingrich – Primary mission, Advocate of civilization, Definer of civilization, Teacher of the rules of civilization, Leader of the civilizing forces." Newt Gingrich on Newt Gingrich.
Then there is his prophetic ability just two years before the Soviet Union was dissolved
"We must expect the Soviet system to survive for a very long time. There will be Soviet labor camps and Soviet torture chambers well into our grandchildren’s lives." Newt Gingrich as wrong as it gets.
His plan to clean up out lobby based politcal system
"The problem isn’t too little money in political campaigns, but not enough." Newt Gingrich on campaign reform.
And lastly a taste of his personality
"If you sell them (drugs), we will kill you." Newt Gingrich who then goes on to advocate mass executions of up to 35 drug sellers at one time.
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