In a sudden departure from their long-held stance of not being here to play games and not, in fact, having the time to play games, the nation’s hardass cops announced Wednesday they had finally carved out a couple hours during which games could be played. It is hoped that teachers and other authority figures who have also long claimed no time to ‘play games’ may change their stance as well. The ancient question ‘You think this **** is funny?’ is explored as well.