To the relief of some, and dismay of others, the anticipated end of the world in December of 2012 failed to materialize. Now scientists believe they have an explanation in the translation of the Mayan word for ‘Apocalypse.’ Rather than the end of the world, the meaning of ‘Apocalypse’ may more closely resemble ‘Time of pale obese gun monsters.’
It foretells a race of people who worship bang sticks and sacrifice small children. See the reaction of Rush Limbaugh (aka the “Pale obese gun monster”) to children who wrote letters to the President in the wake of the Sandy Hook shootings.