Gold: Rep. Dale Peterson Who could forget Peterson’s campaign ad as candidate for official Agriculture Commissioner and unofficial illegal alien chaser in Alabama? Trust me, it’ll come back to you. The guy with the gun and the horse is not only a gracious loser, he’s "got the back" of his former competitor John "The Big Guy" McMillan. Peterson’s current campaign is to seek and destroy hooligans who are stealing yard signs. Trust me, I’d be just as tempted, but it’s not worth it! Peterson is still leading that horse around, and just may have figured out how to use the
gun by now. It does seem a bit severe for campaign sign vandalism, but hey…this guy isn’t the picture of rationality.
Silver: Pete Olson R -Tex knows – where Bin Laden is! You won’t believe this, but the tall man in white, is just blending in, and hanging around in Washington DC. How does Olson know, when Secret Service and White House gardeners haven’t spotted the bad guy ? Let’s just say Olson heard it through the grapevine…and oh, what a twisted vine it is! You might take Pete Olson with a little grain of salt, if you know what I mean?
Bronze: Rudy Giulliani has leaped out of his cross-dressing closet to introduce an enchanting bit of revisionist history concerning his involvement in the 9/11 crisis – a can of worms best left unopened. One can’t help but wonder what Rudy G’s motives truly are in tearing Obama down, and ignoring his progress while glorifying the inglorious actions of himself and two Republican presidents, whose heroism was disguised as frequent vacationing, brush clearing, and golf. Does Rudy still feel he has it in him for a presidential or vice presidential run – with a certain woman? (shudder)