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Gold: Rep. Candice Miller, R-Mich slides in under the new Worst Persons, "Not Really" banner, because she posted her gaffe on her own website. Perhaps she has
a creative transcriptionist, or possibly this is how she actually hears all of this jazz associated with the winki dinks?
Silver: Tea Party John Cook, member of the Texas State Republican Executive Committee, which will soon eject their Republican Speaker of the Texas House.
Cook’s best friend is Jesus, but he sure wouldn’t let him hold a job in Texas politics!
Bronze: It’s our old friend, the LTD Jeweler close-out guy again! The 50% End of Time Rapture Sale continues, because who needs all of this inventory after – you know – the saints are all floating above the chaos.
OTOH – if fast talkin’ Fifty Percent is right about the Rapture, if he truly has conviction in his heart, and the owner is confident that he was given a message about the imminent ending of the world, – then why not open the doors and just gift wrap that seven carat pear solitaire up for me brother? I’m fairly confident that I’ll still be here.