Golden Glenn Beck: Fired from Fox News, Beck keeps busy guiding the faithful via radio, computer, telegraph and semaphore flags – replacing smoke signals due to climate change busybodies. Beck – once a leader of the fledgling Tea Party movement, takes vehement exception with the Occupy Wall Street protestors. According to Beck the Wall Street protestors are bent upon destruction and are followers of Mao. We are left to wonder what the Teabagger crowd was bent upon as followers of Beck.
Herman Cain Nitwit: A self-admitted lack of facts doesn’t stop ‘Herb’ Cain (as he was christened by Sister Sarah) from pontificating on everything from joblessness to Obama’s Byzantine Shiny Keys Scheme. Cain has endeared himself most to Republicans in his ‘Message from the fat cats to the have nots.’ "It’s your own fault if you don’t have a job and are not rich!"
Roger Ailes: By now you know," I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot, and got ratings." Now that Palin’s game of presidential peek-a-boo has ended, will newly ‘more fair and balanced’ Ailes keep her on as just another pretty face?