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Jesus never said a thing about homosexuality, abortion or matters of sex in any context. So how did Christianity become so consumed with sex? Paul of Hos! The one time libertine sex maniac who gave up his addiction to become the main author of the New Testament, and like most once addicted, got to slamming sex for everyone else to such a degree he was even against married people doing IT. What a jerk.
In fact now every major issue at play in American Christianity is about sex: Abortion, birth control, homosexuals, evolution, censorship, promography, prostitution… The only issues I can come up with that is not about sex is forced prayer in public schools and forcing Christianity into politics and government. Which are done for the purpose of getting children to adhere to their issues of abortion, birth control, homosexuals, evolution, censorship, promography, prostitution…