Idiotic American language, Christians, Republicans and Patriots all collide in this hysterically correct lesson from Mrs Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian. Betty, who is never at a lack for words, lists nearly twenty of the worst, as well as the phrases and expressions we need to humanely euthanize now.
Always witty and articulate, Mrs. Bowers strives to eliminate contagious expressions such as “I literally died!” Folks who display their style and taste in gold-encrusted toilet bowls, have never heard this home truth: “Once you say classy – you’re not.” Betty reserves special wrath for the words that sprouted to pepper pointless arguments on social media. Those who utilize expressions like ‘social justice warriors’ and antifa’ as insults, and who slather their speech generously with ‘alt right,’ ‘fake news’ and ‘patriot’ will be appropriately chastened.
Betty saves the best for the bottom of the list. ‘Religious Freedom,’ ‘Christian,’ and the word ‘Republican’ mesh so unexpectedly – I literally died!