When a joke has an element of truth and is truly funny, the plagiarizer can almost be forgiven for not naming the original wit from whom he borrowed the gem.
In this case, Conan nailed Santorum’s protection racket on Feb. 27th, and Scott Brown wowed ’em on March 18th with the same joke. Looking at Santorum’s line-up of little Santorum’s – it’s obviously true that he just recently entered the protection racket, and/or like many white men with or without sweater vests, the rhythm method is beyond him… Or perhaps it is thought to be somewhat of a Libertine idea, having s-e-x for reasons other than procreation. I just gave myself nightmares, sometimes an imagination is truly a curse.