This public service announcement is planted firmly in the ‘WTF Are They Up to NOW and Why?’ category. I wish Kimmel and crew had made this up, but it comes directly from the news. Kids in search of alcohol have eschewed the traditional methods of watering down the booze in dad’s liquor cabinet or standing outside of a liquor store waving their allowance at passing customers. That’s why Sammy the Dinosaur has a message for the kids – who may not be using the antibacterial hand sanitizer for its original purpose, the better to save it for home made hooch. Check your children’s grubby little paws, parents. Purell is a gateway soap!